i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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