Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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