She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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