We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you had me at cake vodka
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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