Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Someone signed my nipple.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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