Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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