I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
sick fucks of a feather flock together
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?