Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She's the barista slut.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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