Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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