Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
