Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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