he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson