Sponge bath it is.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now