do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.