She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt