he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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