what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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