Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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