My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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