She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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