The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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