you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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