Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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