so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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