therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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