And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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