I've blown a few things in my day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.