Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"