even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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