So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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