There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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