google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
