Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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