I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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