mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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