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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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