How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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