If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just gargled with NyQuil