Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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