If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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