were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
