I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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