this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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