butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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