My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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