big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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