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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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