Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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