she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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