Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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