So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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