I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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