I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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