Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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