she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize