Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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